About to leave for comic con… Woo

Reblogging the shit out of my girlfriend’s blog because I’m a loser

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

(Source: googlesenpai)

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

kill3r-smil3z:

brightlimelight:

happykittenpictures:

Cats knocking things off tables XD

Fucking assholes

Damn I love cats, they just don’t give a fuck

deveninanewdress:

there are so many movies i’ve missed parts of, because of sex and sex-related activities.

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

Anonymous said: Any advice on buying my first dildo?

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

Wow, Jesus is a pervert.

sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you